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Bill Simmons Had Wild Colonoscopy Reaction to Jaylen Brown Trade

Simmons said he learned about Brown’s trade while waking up from colonoscopy anesthesia, joking, “I think I’m dead.” His wife read him the Philadelphia return, including Paul George and two first-round picks, as he tried to process it. Simmons later said he had “a camera in my a**” and “Paul George rammed up my a**” at once.