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Competition Committee Decides to Keep College Football Cut-Off Pants Out of NFL

“One thing the competition committee talked about today: uniforms. As in, those cut-off football pants you saw in college are definitely not coming to the NFL,” Judy Battista reported. “It’s sort of strange to think there was even a chance for it. Current rules surely don’t allow players to take scissors to their game pants,” Mike Florio reacted. He added that most knee pads nowadays look like Pop-Tarts.