about 1 month ago

Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s Hilarious Hack to Protect His ‘Jewels’ Has Wife Amy in Stitches

"I put my phone in my back pocket. I don't want it close to the jewels," announced Junior as Amy launched into a fit of laughter. "Whatever it's doing to me, I'd rather it travel through the fat of my ass," he added. Amy, continuing to crack up, added, "We're going to keep that ass fat, keep the jewels safe!"